Let us take a moment to observe the awesomeness of octopus.
My buddy read an article about octopus intelligence. It was feeding time, and the handler dumped some shrimp into an octopus’ tank. Then he went into another room and sat at his desk.
A while later, a shrimp was tossed onto his desk.
The octopus, upon finding one bad shrimp in the lot, had grabbed it, escaped its tank, crossed the hall, and threw the expired shrimp at its caretaker. Not only does this showcase their problem-solving capabilities, but also that it could have escaped at any time. It just broke out this time to chuck an off shrimp in indignation at its handler. That’s not just intelligence, that’s a human-like reaction. Kinda make you wonder exactly how smart these guys can be…
ah yes, indignant octopus, the most feared member of foxhound
I read somewhere that the only good reasons these things haven’t started forming civilizations or anything is a combination of a too short life span and apparent apathy
that almost makes it scarier
They die after they have sex they’re pretty much the eternal pathetic loner virgin who spends all of their time fucking around in their basement and eating snacks instead of putting their obvious intelligence to more use.
Which is why I find it very easy to relate to them.